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<DIV>Clean cut advice
Don't admit that you masturbate 3 times aday
Never take a girl to a cheap movie
Never take money from a girl you're intrested in or not pay her back.
If you're trying to impress a girl don't do things like, screaming "WOOOOOO", or say "You won't like me at night.", and if you want a girl to forgive you you don't leave a message on icq that says " It's forgive or forget, if not fuck it i'll see you on the other side."
(don't laugh some dumb ass kid did all this and the girls now hate him. Seriously)
When a friend says don't come to the mall because you're going to meet your date there, DON"T FUCKING GO!!*cough daniel
Always wear your rubber boots before you go fishing.
Guys, at least know what you are doing before you do anything. If it's the first time don't just go gunhoe and ram. Do it an inch at a time. Do it slowly it will feel beeter for the girl and it will last for at least 5 minutes for you guys who are less experenced.
Don't say to your g/f's bestfriend if it came down to rollerblading or you g/f dumping you, you wouldn't know what to do.
Girls in Canada, except it, during the winter olympics, you come second to men's hockey.
Never brake your friends trust.
If you have three joints never NEVER let your friends "hold" it for you.
Don't say nigger when there are black people around.
Don't call Kevin a Fruit Booter. Or else he'll block you from his MSN.
Don't tell a girl that you are going to send them pics of yourself and not do it. They get VERY aggressive.
Don't try to make conversation with a chinese person who doesn't know english.
Never say your going to get your pargnet friend some french fries and a drink from McDonalds and on the way to her house eat the fries and drink the pop. Oh boy she wasn't happy.
Don't let your mother brush your hair in front of your friends. (this never happened to me ok)
Drinking and driving is wrong. Even more so if you don't have a lincene and you don't know how to drive.
When the police say hi. Don't automaticlly think he's implling that you are high. And don't scream "You'll never Catch me" then run away and throw a baggy out of your pocket. All this acomplishes is the police, if he sees you agian, will pull you over, and you lose a half ounce of Bud. (of course this never happened to me because that bud would have been gone by then.)
If you know a girl is shallow, and won't go out with you, don't ask her out three times and look like an idiot.*cough Aida cough
Don't pee in beer bottles and leave them on your dresser and let you mom find them.(don't ask)
Never say I love you to a girl with her boyfriend around.
Before you do it. Do you really want to send a girl a pic of your dick?
Don't sit across from a fat kid in the library on the computer, because they just may be looking at porn and squeezing their balls and when they stand up have a boner and it be all wet around his crouch.
If you quit smoking don't tell your friends because they will be pains in the ass purposily and offer you smoke after smoke and blow the smoke in your face.(You bastards)
Don't Do Drugs.(Unless you buy them from me.)
Try to wait to have sex with someone you just met untill your friends parents are gone, because the closet has no space.
Warm beer, oil covered THC crystals, smokes, and Hersey's cookie's and cream chocolate bar, do not go well together, TRUST me on this one.
Don't sleep at Dereck Justs house, he won't feed you in the morning.
If girls are brushing your hair, tell them you have a sentive scalp BEFORE they rip your hair out.
Urinals are big.......DON'T MISS.
Don't smoke, sell smokes to people who do and you can make like $1 000 000 man i'm serious!!!!
When hackying, don't kick the big guy in the circle in the crouch.*picks up arm
Don't punch a girl in the face and tell like 10 guys you didn't because we will fuck you up.
Don't leave the phone lying around with your girlfriend is holding because your stepdad is going to pick it up and scare away you girlfriend.
If your Mom is all cracky don't ask why because she will tell you something that will scare you.(time of the month)
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